- 2BH
|
To Be Honest
|
- 2L8
|
Too late
|
- 2U2
|
To You Too
|
- 4GM
|
Forgive me
|
- 4RL?
|
For Real?
|
- AAK
|
Alive And Kicking
|
- AAMOF
|
As A Matter Of Fact
|
- AAR
|
At Any Rate
|
- AAYF
|
As Always, Your Friend
|
- ADN
|
Any Day Now
|
- AFAIC
|
As Far As I'm Concerned
|
- AFAICS
|
As Far As I Can See
|
- AFAICT
|
As Far As I Can Tell
|
- AFAIK
|
As Far As I Know
|
- AFAIR
|
As Far As I Remember
|
- AFK
|
Away From Keyboard
|
- AFN
|
That's All For Now
|
- AISB
|
As I Said before
|
- AISI
|
As I See it
|
- AIUI
|
As I Understand it
|
- AKA
|
Also Known As
|
- ANFAWFOS
|
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
|
- ANFSCD
|
And Now For Something Completely Different
|
- AOTA
|
All Of The Above
|
- ASAP
|
As Soon as Possible
|
- ASL
|
Age, Sex, Location?
|
- ASLP
|
Age, Sex, Location, Picture?
|
- ATM
|
At The Moment
|
- ATYS
|
Anything You Say
|
- AWA
|
As Well As
|
- AWS
|
As We Speak
|
- AYOR
|
At Your Own Risk
|
- B/C
|
Because
|
- B4
|
Before
|
- B4N
|
Bye For Now
|
- BAC
|
Back At Computer
|
- BAK
|
Back At Keyboard
|
- BB
|
Big Brother
|
- BBL
|
Be Back Later
|
- BBS
|
Be Back Soon
|
- BCNU
|
Be Seeing You
|
- BD
|
Big Deal
|
- BEG
|
Big Evil Grin
|
- BF
|
Boyfriend
|
- BFN
|
Bye For Now
|
- BMA
|
Bite My A**
|
- BOT
|
Back On Topic
|
- BR
|
Best Regards
|
- BRB
|
Be Right Back
|
- BRH
|
Be Right Here
|
- BSF
|
But Seriously Folks
|
- BST
|
But Seriously Though
|
- BTA
|
But Then Again....
|
- BTAIM
|
Be That As It May
|
- BTDT
|
Been There Done That
|
- BTHOM
|
Beats The Hell Outta Me!
|
- BTW
|
By The Way
|
- CFV
|
Call For Votes
|
- CMIIW
|
Correct Me If I'm wrong.
|
- CU
|
See You
|
- CUL
|
See You Later.
|
- CUL8R
|
See You Later
|
- CUOL
|
See You On Line
|
- CWOT
|
Complete Waste Of Time
|
- CWYL
|
Chat With You Later.
|
- CYA
|
See Ya
|
- DDSOS
|
Different Day, Same Old S**t
|
- DEGT
|
Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)
|
- DHYB
|
Don't Hold Your Breath
|
- DIKU
|
Do I Know You?
|
- DILLIGAD
|
Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?
|
- DILLIGAF
|
Do I Look Like I Give A F***?
|
- DIS
|
Did I Say
|
- DIY
|
Do It Yourself
|
- DL
|
Download
|
- DNPM
|
Darn Near P***** Myself
|
- DUCWIC
|
Do You See What I See?
|
- DWISNWID
|
Do What I Say Not What I Do.
|
- DYHWIH
|
Do You Hear What I Hear?
|
- DYJHIW
|
Don't You Just Hate It When...
|
- E2EG
|
Ear To Ear Grin
|
- EG
|
Evil Grin
|
- EM
|
E-Mail
|
- EMA
|
E-mail Address
|
- EOD
|
End Of Discussion
|
- EOF
|
End Of File
|
- EOL
|
End Of Lecture
|
- EOM
|
End Of Message
|
- EOR
|
End Of Rant
|
- EOS
|
End Of Show
|
- EOT
|
End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)
|
- EOTWAWKI
|
End Of The World As We Know It
|
- EZ
|
Easy
|
- F2F
|
Face To Face
|
- FAAK
|
Falling Asleep At Keyboard
|
- FAFWOA
|
For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
|
- FAQ
|
Frequently Asked Question
|
- FB
|
Facebook
|
- FC
|
Fingers Crossed
|
- FCOL
|
For Crying Out Loud
|
- FIFO
|
First In First Out
|
- FISH
|
First In Still Here
|
- FITB
|
Fill In The Blanks
|
- FNB
|
Football And Beer
|
- FOAF
|
Friend Of A Friend
|
- FOC
|
Free Of Charge
|
- FOCL
|
Falling Off Chair Laughing
|
- FTASB
|
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
|
- FTL
|
Faster Than Light
|
- FTS
|
F*** This S***
|
- FTTB
|
For The Time Being
|
- FU
|
F*** You
|
- FUBAR
|
Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition
|
- FUBB
|
Fouled Up Beyond Belief
|
- FUD
|
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
|
- FWIW
|
For What It's Worth
|
- FYA
|
For Your Amusement
|
- FYE
|
for Your entertainment
|
- FYI
|
For Your Information
|
- G
|
Grin
|
- G2G
|
Gotta go
|
- GA
|
Go Ahead
|
- GAFIA
|
Get Away From It All
|
- GAL
|
Get A Life
|
- GF
|
Girlfriend
|
- GFAK
|
Go Fly A Kite
|
- GFN
|
Gone For Now
|
- GG
|
Good Game
|
- GGN
|
Gotta Go Now
|
- GGOH
|
Gotta Get Outta Here
|
- GIGO
|
Garbage In, Garbage Out
|
- GIWIST
|
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That.
|
- GJ
|
Good Job
|
- GL
|
Good Luck
|
- GM
|
Good Move
|
- GMTA
|
Great Minds Think Alike
|
- GR
|
Gotta Run
|
- GR&D
|
Grinning, Running & Ducking
|
- GR8
|
Great
|
- GTG
|
Got To Go
|
- GTR
|
Got To Run
|
- GTRM
|
Going To Read Mail
|
- H
|
Hug
|
- H&K
|
Hugs and Kisses
|
- H/O
|
Hold On
|
- HAGD
|
Have A Good Day
|
- HAGO
|
Have A Good One
|
- HAK
|
Hugs And Kisses
|
- HAND
|
Have A Nice Day
|
- HB
|
Hug Back
|
- HB
|
Hurry Back
|
- HCIT
|
How Cool Is That?
|
- HF
|
Have Fun
|
- HH
|
Ha-Ha
|
- HH
|
Holding Hands
|
- HHOJ
|
Ha Ha, Only Joking
|
- HHOK
|
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
|
- HHVF
|
Ha-ha, Very Funny
|
- HIWTH
|
Hate It When That Happens
|
- HMIHY
|
How May I Help You?
|
- HOAS
|
Hold On A Second
|
- HTH
|
Hope That Helps
|
- IAC
|
In Any Case
|
- IAE
|
In Any Event
|
- IANAL
|
I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)
|
- IB
|
I'm Back
|
- IB2D
|
I Beg To Differ
|
- IBTD
|
I Beg To Differ.
|
- IC
|
I See
|
- ICQ
|
I Seek You.
|
- IDGAD
|
I Don't Give A Damn.
|
- IDGI
|
I Don't Get It
|
- IDK
|
I Don't Know
|
- IDN
|
I Don't kNow
|
- IDTS
|
I Don't Think So
|
- IIRC
|
If I Remember Correctly
|
- IITYWIMIWHTKY
|
If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You
|
- IITYWTMWYBMAD
|
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?
|
- IITYWTMWYKM
|
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?
|
- IK
|
I Know
|
- IKWUM
|
I Know What You Mean
|
- ILU
|
I Love You
|
- ILY
|
I Love You
|
- IM
|
Instant Message
|
- IMAO
|
In My Arrogant Opinion
|
- IMBO
|
in My Biased Opinion
|
- IMCO
|
In My Considered Opinion
|
- IME
|
In My Experience
|
- IMHO
|
In My Humble Opinion
|
- IMNSHO
|
In My Not So Humble Opinion
|
- IMO
|
In My Opinion
|
- INPO
|
In No Particular Order
|
- INRS
|
It's Not Rocket Science
|
- IOH
|
I'm Outta Here
|
- IOW
|
In Other Words
|
- IRL
|
In Real Life
|
- ISTM
|
It Seems To Me
|
- ISTR
|
I Seem To Recall
|
- ISWYM
|
I See What You Mean
|
- ITA
|
I Totally Agree
|
- IYKWIM
|
If You Know What I Mean
|
- IYO
|
In Your Opinion
|
- IYSWIM
|
If You See What I Mean.
|
- JK
|
Just Kidding
|
- JAM
|
Just A Minute.
|
- JAS
|
Just A Second
|
- JIC
|
Just In Case
|
- JK
|
Just Kidding
|
- JMO
|
Just My Opinion
|
- JW
|
Just Wondering
|
- K
|
OK
|
- KIR
|
Keepin' It Real
|
- KISS
|
Keep It Simple, Stupid
|
- KIT
|
Keep In Touch
|
- KOTC
|
Kiss On The Cheek
|
- KWIM
|
Know What I Mean?
|
- L
|
Laugh
|
- L8R
|
Later
|
- LIFO
|
last In First Out
|
- LMA
|
Leave Me Alone
|
- LMAO
|
Laughing My @$$ Off
|
- LMK
|
Let Me Know
|
- LOL
|
Laughing Out Loud
|
- LTNS
|
Long Time No See
|
- LTR
|
Long term relationship
|
- LY
|
Love You
|
- LYK
|
Let you know
|
- LYL
|
Love You Lots
|
- LYLAB
|
Love You Like A Brother
|
- LYLAS
|
Love You Like A Sister
|
- M8
|
Mate
|
- ME2
|
Me Too
|
- MMA
|
Meet Me At...
|
- MMAMP
|
Meet Me At My Place
|
- MTFBWY
|
May The Force Be With You
|
- MYOB
|
Mind Your Own Business
|
- N/C
|
Not Cool
|
- NALOPKT
|
Not A Lot Of People Know That.
|
- NBD
|
No Big Deal
|
- NE1
|
Anyone
|
- NFW
|
No F****** Way
|
- NIMBY
|
Not In My Back Yard
|
- NLT
|
No later than...
|
- NM
|
Nevermind
|
- NNITO
|
Not Necessarily In That Order
|
- NO1
|
No-one
|
- NOYB
|
None Of Your Business
|
- NP
|
No Problem
|
- NRN
|
No Reply Necessary
|
- NT
|
No Thanks
|
- NTL
|
NeverTheLess
|
- NTTAWWT
|
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
|
- NW
|
No Way
|
- OAO
|
Over And Out
|
- OATUS
|
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
|
- OAUS
|
On An Unrelated Subject
|
- OBTW
|
Oh, By The Way.
|
- OF
|
Old Fart
|
- OIC
|
Oh, I See
|
- OJ
|
Only Joking
|
- OK
|
Only Kidding
|
- OL
|
the Old Lady
|
- OM
|
the Old Man
|
- OMG
|
Oh My Gosh
|
- ONNA
|
Oh No, Not Again
|
- ONNTA
|
Oh No, Not This Again
|
- OOTB
|
Out Of The Box
|
- OOTC
|
Obligatory On-Topic Comment
|
- OT
|
Off Topic
|
- OTC
|
Over The Counter
|
- OTE
|
Over The Edge
|
- OTOH
|
On The Other Hand
|
- OTOOH
|
On The Other Other Hand
|
- OTT
|
Over The Top
|
- OTTH
|
On The Third Hand
|
- OTTOMH
|
Off The Top Of My Head
|
- OTW
|
On The Way
|
- OTW
|
On The Whole
|
- OWTTE
|
Or Words To That Effect
|
- PCO
|
Pervasive Contextual Obfuscation
|
- PD
|
Public Domain
|
- PEBCAK
|
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
|
- PITA
|
Pain In The @$$
|
- PLZ
|
Please
|
- PMFJI
|
Pardon Me For Jumping In
|
- PMIGBOM
|
Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!
|
- PMJI
|
Pardon My Jumping In
|
- PMYMHMMFSWGAD
|
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
|
- POS
|
Parent Over Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)
|
- POTS
|
Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)
|
- POV
|
Point Of View
|
- PPL
|
People
|
- QT
|
Cutie
|
- RFC
|
Request For Comment
|
- RL
|
Real Life
|
- ROFL
|
Rolling On Floor Laughing
|
- ROFLMAO
|
Rolling On Floor, Laughing My A$$ Off
|
- ROTF
|
Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)
|
- ROTFFNAR
|
Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
|
- ROTFL
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
|
- ROTFLMAO
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off
|
- ROTFLOL
|
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
|
- RSN
|
Real Soon Now
|
- RTFAQ
|
Read The FAQ
|
- RTFI
|
Read The Flipping Instructions
|
- RTFM
|
Read The Flipping Manual
|
- RU
|
aRe yoU?
|
- RUOK
|
Are You OK?
|
- S/B
|
Should Be
|
- SCNR
|
Sorry, Could Not Resist
|
- SH
|
Same Here
|
- SICS
|
Sitting In Chair Snickering
|
- SITD
|
Still In The Dark
|
- SLY
|
Still Love You
|
- SMS
|
Short Message Service
|
- SN
|
Screen Name
|
- SNAFU
|
Situation Normal, All Fouled Up
|
- SNR
|
Signal To Noise Ratio
|
- SO
|
Significant Other
|
- SOL
|
$h*t Outta Luck
|
- SOS
|
Sibling Over Shoulder
|
- SOS
|
Someone Special
|
- SOS
|
Same Old S**t
|
- SOTA
|
State Of The Art
|
- SPST
|
Same Place, Same Time
|
- SSDD
|
Same S**t, Different Day
|
- STFU
|
Shut The F*** Up
|
- STR8
|
Straight
|
- STW
|
Search The Web
|
- SY
|
Sincerely Yours
|
- SYL
|
See You Later
|
- SYSOP
|
System Operator
|
- TAFN
|
That's All For Now
|
- TANJ
|
There Ain't No Justice
|
- TANSTAAFL
|
There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
|
- TARFU
|
Things Are Really Fouled Up
|
- TBC
|
To Be Continued
|
- TC
|
Take Care
|
- TGAL
|
Think Globally, Act Locally
|
- TGIF
|
Thank God It's Friday
|
- THX
|
Thanks
|
- TIA
|
Thanks In Advance
|
- TIC
|
Tongue in Cheek
|
- TINALO
|
This Is Not A Legal Opinion
|
- TINAR
|
This Is Not A Recommendation
|
- TINWIS
|
That Is Not What I Said
|
- TLA
|
Three Letter Acronym
|
- TM
|
Text Message
|
- TMA
|
Take My Advice
|
- TMI
|
Too Much Information
|
- TNT
|
'Til Next Time
|
- TNX
|
Thanks
|
- TOH
|
The Other Half
|
- TPTB
|
The Powers That Be
|
- TRDMC
|
Tears Running Down My Cheeks
|
- TRDMF
|
Tears Running Down My Face
|
- TS
|
Tough S**t
|
- TSFY
|
Tough S**t For You
|
- TTBOMK
|
To The Best Of My Knowledge
|
- TTFN
|
Ta-Ta For Now
|
- TTTT
|
These Things Take Time
|
- TTYL
|
Talk To You Later
|
- TTYRS
|
Talk To You Real Soon
|
- TVM
|
Thanks Very Much
|
- TWIMC
|
To Whom It May Concern
|
- TY
|
Thank You
|
- TYT
|
Take Your Time
|
- TYVM
|
Thank You Very Much
|
- U2
|
You Too
|
- UBD
|
User Brain Damage
|
- UR
|
You aRe
|
- UR
|
Your
|
- UTC
|
Under The Counter
|
- UTT
|
Under The Table
|
- UV
|
Unpleasant Visual
|
- UW
|
yoU're Welcome
|
- VBG
|
Very Big Grin
|
- VR
|
Virtual Reality
|
- W/
|
With
|
- W/E
|
Whatever
|
- W/O
|
Without
|
- W2F
|
Way Too Funny
|
- W8
|
Wait
|
- W8AM
|
Wait A Minute
|
- WAEFRD
|
When All Else Fails, Read Directions
|
- WAG
|
Wild Ass Guess
|
- WB
|
Welcome Back
|
- WC
|
WelCome
|
- WDMB
|
Will Do My Best
|
- WDYMBT
|
What Do You Mean By That?
|
- WFM
|
Works For Me
|
- WIBNI
|
Would It Be Nice If
|
- WIIFM
|
What's In It For Me?
|
- WMMOWS
|
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
|
- WNDITWB
|
We Never Did It This Way Before
|
- WNOHGB
|
Where No One Has Gone Before
|
- WRT
|
With Regard to
|
- WT?
|
What The ...? or Who the ...?
|
- WTF
|
What The F***?
|
- WTG
|
Way To Go
|
- WTGP?
|
Want To Go Private?
|
- WTH
|
What The Hell
|
- WTTM
|
Without Thinking Too Much
|
- WWJD
|
What Would Jesus Do?
|
- WYLABOCTGWTR
|
Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
|
- WYLASOMWTC
|
Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
|
- XOXOXO
|
Hugs And Kisses
|
- Y
|
Why?
|
- YBS
|
You'll Be Sorry
|
- YHGASP
|
You Have Got A Serious Problem
|
- YKIMS
|
You Know It Makes Sense
|
- YL
|
Young Lady
|
- YM
|
Young Man
|
- YMMV
|
Your Mileage May Vary
|
- YR
|
Yea, Right.
|
- YRG
|
You Are Good!
|
- YSS
|
You Suck Severely
|
- YVW
|
You're Very Welcome
|
- YW
|
You're Welcome
|
- YWSYLS
|
You Win Some, You Lose Some
|
- ZZZ
|
Sleepy, bored or tired
|
